Periods.

Why do women menstruate? Seriously. I'd really like to know. It's sucha chore being a female sometimes. It's really not much fun to be bleeding on a monthly basis if u get what i mean. It's cramps, cramps, mood swings, mood swings, MORE mood swings! Why can't men be the ones who bleed, get pregnant, and give birth? The world would be a better place, really really. Like seahorses! I think female seahorses are very happy creatures. And instead of giving birth, we can maybe take turns to lay eggs. Tht'll be alot less painful and our tummies won't needa be as big either. Or maybe women can have penises. Or perhaps both men and women should have penises. Tht way noone will have to bleed, noone will be experiencing cramps, and noone will ever suffer from mood swings! If i was studying to be a scientist, i'll definitely conduct a research to improve the unfair anatomy of a woman. Definitely definitely. But too bad for myself and the billions of women out there, i'm a psych and comms student. Psych and comms only teaches its students crap. Thus, i only know howta talk crap and bullcrap my miseries away.

I'm currently suffering from a mild case of mood swings. The frustrating kind whereby my fists are itching to punch something. I'm beginning to think tht getting a punching bag would be a good investment since i'll use it at least once a month. Unless of course i get the other kind of mood swings; the sad and feel sorry for yerself kind. But tht's easy to settle since we're living in a society where every household should have plenty of tissue to spare. However, should some unforseen circumstances take place and my house ran outta tissue, i can easily run over next door, to the neighbours tht i haven't spoken a single word to, to borrow some tissue, which i'll return after i'm done with it.

I DON'T LIKE I DON'T LIKE I DON'T LIKE I DON'T LIKE I DON'T LIKE I DON'T LIKE I DON'T LIKE I DON'T LIKE I DON'T LIKE!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!

Ok. I'm feeling muchhhhhhhhhhhh better now.