The Mundane Life.

• Discovering phytoplanktons with the queen.
• Rude, honky tonkish mini bus drivers who taught me never to give way when i drive.
• Cursing and swearing and endless waving of "wtf" hand signals at imbeciles on the roads.
• Bedridden at home with cough, cold, fever, food poisoning.
• Job interviews with companies tht do not wanna hire the poor girl.
• Temporary memory loss over drinking sessions with the crazy drinkers.
• Deluded ex-boyfriend who thinks i wanna get back with him.
• Trying to find something to look forward to but kept ending up with none.
• Trying to find a job so i may have the resources to do something tht i would look forward to but noone would hire me.
• People who kept reminding me im not getting any younger think i should start worrying bout my current single status.
• Bruises after bruises on my poor legs.
• Squished up, tortured toes due to uncomfortable pointy shoes.
• Iced Mango Tango tht simply tastes like yucky milk.
• Wanting to jump into the screen to slap Tenacious D's actors.
• Still struggling to find a highly satisfying movie to escape to.
• World Trade Centre was pretty damn lousy.
• Flags of our fathers slightly satisfying, but not the best i've seen.
• Decided never to watch movies like Saw III ever again.
• Monash still withholding cognitive psych results which has been stressing me up and harming my complexion BIG TIME!
• Finding out tht i might be migrating.
• The queen asked who am i migrating with, i told her with my "spouse". And yes yes, not forgeting my FIVE KIDS! Aidan, Ashley, Anjelica, Nameless 1, and Nameless 2.
• Boring wedding dinner.
• Boring shopping trips.
• From endless cravings of delicacies to having no appetite at all.
• Beginning to wonder if i was an assholic guy in my last life coz tht might be a rather reasonable explanation to why im failing so miserably as a fragile female.
• Pretty damn contented with my current single status most of the time.

S T O R Y O F M Y M U N D A N E L I F E. A M E N.